Hangover

When you try to commit suicide but you didn't do it.

He had a hangover but he's now a millionare.

by Sgjdbo October 30, 2017

Polish Hangover

Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.

For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!

A Polish Hangover!

by NOT Anrob July 23, 2017

Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.

I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.

by Tapfuma January 1, 2012

sunlight hangover

The brief moment when you return inside from a sunny day outside. The incurring blindness upon returning inside usually results in a sense of helplessness and shame.

*walks inside*
Mom: can you set the table for dinner?
Me: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!! AHHH!
Mom: sunlight hangover, hunny?
Me: I'M BLIND I'M... oh I'm better now. sure mom

by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011

Heart attack and a hangover

Mixing Jack Daniels and Monster Energy

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”

by Keesee5 December 13, 2018

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

CSI Hangover

The act of trying to remember the day after a night of heavy drinking by going through receipts, bank statements and messages.

Me: "CSI hangover was hard work, today mate, I couldn't find anything about where I had been last night"
Friend: "check your Uber trips; see where you been"

by MrBlueSea June 10, 2019