half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021

Woke Right

A conservative influencer who doesn't bend the knee to Israel or support their genocide campaign in Palestine.

The woke right is ruining conservative politics.

by FOF1776 November 9, 2024

Woke

a Dumbass who thinks everything is racist / offensive but in reality they are just an asshole looking for attention

"Them woke bastards need to stop."

by SWADDS065 January 26, 2023

woke-um

a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.

Damn, that woman is a woke-um.

by Michellita May 6, 2020

Woke

Utilizing one's identity as a tool to acquire socio-political power and assert changes rooted in a belief of moral superiority, which may lack empirical or objective support, but are based solely on subjective moral judgments.

Why do they need to add every diversity in existence in this movie? It ruins the plot.
These people are woke.

by Gary Western March 16, 2023

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

Woke

Having a profound understanding of social issues or worldly institutions on various levels.

That mf is so woke

by Abu Althalj al-Snow May 16, 2021