Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass

Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe

by Princess of slang January 11, 2020

the wipe and clean

When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin

To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards

by astridraider July 4, 2016

Courtesy Wipe

When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.

Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"

by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013

Wiped stinking

Aff yer dish son.

Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking

by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025

infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.

by HotDog456 January 27, 2024

Wipe Hype

It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.

Abboud: WIPE IS IN 2 HOURS!
Dewbert: LET'S GOOOO WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!

by Slap snack god June 9, 2022

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016