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Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
by Pookie bear March 10, 2023
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Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.
Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots
by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020
mugGet the Wipemug.

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
mugGet the Wipe Abstinencemug.

West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
mugGet the West Virginia wet wipemug.

Wet wipe o'clock

When someone, say your friend gets off their pc or console around or before 11:30pm. Every time between before 11pm and till 1:30 am is wet wipe o'clock.
No dont get off now its wet wipe o'clock. Stay on longer.
by Badboi89 August 17, 2025
mugGet the Wet wipe o'clockmug.

money for wipes

Bri's way of saying "money for drugs"
Bri called and asked for money for wipes,, what she ment was money for drugs!
by A●M●R●B ♤♡◇♧ January 15, 2023
mugGet the money for wipesmug.

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.
ew, that was a weird wipe.
by themattblackshow October 31, 2017
mugGet the weird wipemug.

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