The act of having anal sex while laying on top of a wind turbine in Iowa. You first go through all the positions and then you both fall off because you have parachutes and then flying into a cat orphanage.
by 6117 April 15, 2025
Get the boznian and herzagovian wind turbinemug. by Funktacular February 9, 2023
Get the Shit Windmug. Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
Get the wind eyemug. "No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law Of Wind-Directionmug. by lianaface! October 23, 2008
Get the Sheets into the windmug. by Feeds2121 September 4, 2025
Get the The windmug. The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
Get the the wind tunnel guymug.