carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

the wave of the wave the wave of the map

The wave to the several waves of the map by the waves.

“The wave of the wave the wave of the map, if you know you know.”

by tywave April 14, 2024

wave it off

to disregard something until another day or time

The research paper is due on Tuesday, so I'll just wave it off another day.

by PoopTruffles May 27, 2015

Bless wave

A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.

"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"

"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"

by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018

Now Wave

The bastard child of No Wave, raised on blown-out amps, rusted distortion pedals, and YouTube rips of forgotten noise rock demos. Think modern no wave guitar skronk, noise rock tantrums, industrial clangs, and just enough rhythm to keep the basement mosh pit from collapsing into complete chaos.

"This band is straight up Now Wave, now you will hear us rumble your balls"

by ZaGlitch100 September 5, 2025

Tidal Wave

literally the most overrated level to ever fucking exist..

did you hear Tidal Wave got rated??? I'm gonna go suck Onilink's toes for making such a beautiful level fnlfewohfiuhwffhuwbfkewfyuheibwhfuhehkwj!!!!

by Damn son 926 March 4, 2024

Lasagna Wave

Really good podcast or sexual move to be determined later.

That is such as lasagna wave.

by Lasagna Man May 21, 2018