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Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.
I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
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pirate watch

to watch digital content illegally obtained.
Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016
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toe watch

When an individual intensely watches someone's toes for a past time
by Jodyaof June 10, 2017
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Do you watch Kerwhizz?

Similar to "do you listen to girl in red?", this question is a code question that a few people ask whether they are HBTQ or not. Kerwhizz itself, is seen as a gay show by people like ThatOneGensixer.
Hiko: Hej Hako, do you watch Kerwhizz?
Hako: Yeah, I'm 100% queer.
Hiko: Cool.
by MissSaikou February 17, 2021
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Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
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Barrel watch

When you get a watch that in at the worst convenience
The Airman sucks “it” through a hole hard because he was told to he has barrel watch
by Reyneer June 2, 2022
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I don’t watch movies

I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
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