Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.

Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night

by Rick Lame November 18, 2023

frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.

I just realized I got a frog watch.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018

Watching Suits

Engaging in sexual intercourse

Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"

by Beesechurgur February 16, 2021

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.

I'm jog watching at the girls soccer practice.

by Max Bronson November 3, 2015

Hoe Watching

A term used to describe a person who overly concerned about how many bitches an individual gets.

Aaron: You get no bitches.
Raymond: Shut up nigga why you hoe watching.

by anonymous November 15, 2021

Watch the Ball

Pay attention to what's going on.

If you don't watch the ball, that's how accidents happen.

by Jacksoncage December 31, 2020