curb wash

The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.

1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...

by yilliy May 10, 2024

Pawsh Wash

The act of cleaning your ass in the shower after taking a poop

Hold on guys, I just finished pooping so ill hop on after I do a pawsh wash

by ThePaulinator July 10, 2024

KUG Wash

Activity in which the Penis is deep cleaned, 1st with a layer of hair gel, then scrubbed with rough sandpaper, and finished with icy hot.

“Group KUG wash in 5!!!”

by Asymmmm620 November 21, 2024

Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024

Right Wash

The deliberate innacurate depiction of a historical event or people to further contemporary right extremist beliefs, rhetoric, and agenda.

The 2024 cinematic release of Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Spy, Assassin. A Right Wash movie where a pacifist humanitarian stood against an authoritarian fascism in history, but is innacuretly realigned as propaganda in support of right wing extremists and their fascist MAGA agenda.

by Cord Allen Roy November 29, 2024

Brain Wash

When you turbo piss into someone's ear until their eardrum bursts and the pee fills up their head.

When your mom was on her knees with the intention of sucking me off, I turned her head 90 degrees and brain washed her.

by Luzon March 9, 2026

VP Wash

When you only wash one hand, after using the bathroom.

Did you see that guy VP wash after taking a piss?

by MikeHendo13 March 14, 2026