Valoted

To be extremely attractive, sexy, or just plain great.

1. Mikayla and Rachel are the most valoted people alive.
2. Viola is an extremely valoted instrument.
3. That girl thinks she's valoted, but in truth, she's a complete ditpasto.

by vlnvla January 17, 2009

foo foo valve

This Kiwi (New Zealand, typically with farmers, labourers and military) slang phrase is heard in expressions like "don’t bust your foo-foo valve", or "if you do that you’ll blow your foo-foo valve", when someone is trying to lift a weight or do a heavy physical task which might cause physical strain. It is used about both sexes. It has been mentioned that the "foo-foo valve" is the anal sphincter, so that foo-foo would perhaps be onomatopoeic for fart. Generally it is thought to refer to avoiding a hernia, a prolapse, or vomiting while under great strain and/or exertion.

For the past month Tom would hold his groin every time he sneezed since he had blown his foo foo valve while trying to lift the concrete wash tub into his van

Weightlifter Serge Blout'jagutski was urgently told by his friends to stay down in his squat position after they noticed a bulge and leakage in the rear of his gym tights that they presumed was his foo foo valve blowing out when he tried to lift the last weight.

by Fooslayer September 16, 2013

Ville Hermanni Valo

He is a man that makes me thank God that I live in Helsinki. Not too far away him either... The ultimate definition for the words "divine" and "sexy"-- there is just no one as amazing walking on Earth. And he's modest, too. Wow.

We are so young/ our lives have just begun/ but already we are considering escape from this world/ and we've waited for so long/ for this moment to come/ we're so anxious to be together/ together indeed/ baby join me in death...

by onneksi on Villellä kaksoisolentoja July 23, 2004

Valle

The name of a man who is invincible. A person who is so amazing, people stop just to get a glimpse of his amazing features. Multiple women have wanted his babies. People say he is a God. Other people say he dropped from the heavens to spread his amazement throughout the globe and a few people think he is even better then Chuck Norris.

I just saw a glimpse of Valle!

by Scrubber92 June 21, 2010

Valentines Slut

A girl who has many Valentines, even though she may be in a committed relationship.

Alex: Hey Miranda, I know things are rough, but do you wanna hang out Valentines day?

Miranda: I would love to, but I'm seeing so many other guys on Valentines day!

Alex: Ouch, Valentines Slut.

by Fap2life February 26, 2011

Valerie

Valarie is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet! her smile lights up a room, and her hair is always a gorgeous color. she is also crazy good at every subject in school, especially math. she loves sticking up she middle finger, but if she does it to you, that means she loves you. she is one of the greatest girls you will ever meet. if you are lucky enough to find a valarie, never ever let her go!

guy 1: bro did you see Valerie today?
yea she looks amazing, as always.

by shampoobitch25 October 28, 2019

Valentina

Valentina is so fucking beautiful. Her smile will lighten up ur day,she's a simp over this guy named chase. Valentina is the hottest girl in school, all the boys in school are always staring at her but she never notices them. She can be very sweet and nice at times but if you piss her off she will snap at you. Most people don't know this but Valentina can be very romantic at times, but will only show it around a person she really likes. Valentina is mostly around the guy's group cuz she has more things in common with them,but at times she will be with the girls. Valentina is very athletic and strong.

If you ever have a girl like Valentina than I suggest you hold on to her cuz she will hold on to you.

by Dumb_For_Love September 14, 2020