ur mom.

a reply to litterally anything.

"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"

by sunflowerseeds88q4854353nf August 12, 2022

Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023

Ur mom

One hot whore

Bro ur mom tho

by Rdfhcefh June 5, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is a very funny ass joke. u can use it when someone asks a question. ur mom>>>

someone: who created the eiffel tower?

you: UR MOM!!!

by DNDJDJWJWOZDK February 21, 2022

ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021

ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

ur mom

basically ur mom as an insult

boy1:hey ur gay
boy2:ur mom lol

by urgay.lol May 31, 2021