A car service that is a lot better than a taxi cab. Drivers always have nice cars and the company will always make sure that you don't get fucked over. You download the app on your phone which you create an account that will have your debit card stored in. They just can't wait at the airport.
by Mattdude September 24, 2016

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.
by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 02, 2024

verb
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
verb
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
by Trintastic November 27, 2016

by NurseKitty February 04, 2019

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.
Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.
by fascia lata November 06, 2021

by texans_are_gay April 11, 2018
