ur mom

ur mom is a phrase used by idiots who have no other comebacks to say.

Person 1 : Hey, whats that?
Person 2 : Ur mom
Person 1 :

by sssuperrer February 3, 2023

ur mom

ur mom- a common comeback for when anyone says something to you

a: hey bud!
b: UR MOM

by wow wow ow owowowowoowowow November 11, 2022

ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 17, 2021

Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022