A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.

"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!

by likeordie November 15, 2011

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hip hop twitter

its full of ugly boys and hot girls
either way we all have taste

that girls on hh twitter! she has rly good taste in music

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An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.

"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."

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Someone who avoids the social media website twitter at all costs

Reasons for being anti twitter:

1. You are busy enough with actual work. When not working, while at work, you have enough to do with email, myspace, facebook, linkedin, youtube, blogging, and porn.

2. You enjoy real interaction with real people- The old fashioned way, in chatrooms and forums (or in person)

3. You signed up for twitter to see what all the hooplah was about, and just didnt get it

4. You were one of the first people on myspace, and everyone made fun of you. And now you are the only one over 30 on myspace, and people think you are a creepy weirdo. So now you shun new social media technology

5. You joined twitter and no one wanted to follow your tweets and they were really friggin good.

by the anti twitter July 3, 2010

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