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trollcoon

A trollcoon is a mix between a raccoon and a toy troll doll with the sticky-uppy hair.
Generally a person with annoying hair and sunglasses tan.
Geez, Did you see Mrs Davis in Health last period? She's a total trollcoon after her vacation!
by Joaquin Phoenix March 30, 2009
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trolley bounce

a young person ( usually a teenager) going food shopping with their parents and slipping their own purchases into the trolley without asking and smuggling them through the checkout and paid for without the parentals noticing. They then bag them up and keep them.
therefore their stuff bounces in and out of the trolley
Shelley managed to trolley bounce ten pounds worth of hairspray, makeup and chocolate without her father noticing.
by lukins October 18, 2009
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Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010
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troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.
OI, TROLL POLE!!!
by blue chicken September 22, 2010
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Troll Playing

The act of logging into an online role-playing environment with the express intention of annoying role playing geeks and possibly making them cry.
Robero the Valiant: Good day villager, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest Ale House?

Villager NPC: Sure, go right down this path...

Gandarb: I kill the villager, scalp him, and hand the bloody scalp to Robero.

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) Wat r u doing!?!1

Gandarb: What, that's what my character would do!

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) You're Troll Playing!
by Scanford March 1, 2011
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Trollection

The State in which Trolls are activated. Once A Troll has a Trollection, The Only way to get rid of it is after beating him in a total war lasting minimally the whole day, Or by ignoring him, which can be harder in a big community.

A Trollection is the Alternative for Trolls. As they need something to compensate for their actual tool problem.
Human 1: I like peanuts.
Human 2: Yeah, They're crunchy
Troll: Perhaps because they sound liek PENUS!
(Human 1 PM: Dude, Don't Feed him
-Human 2 PM: Aye)

Human 1: Really annoying to peel the skin of.
Human 2: But the 2 Nuts inside are awesome!
Human 3: Shut up Troll, Penis has no T, and it is written with an 'i'!
*Trollection initiated"
Troll: MR WHITE'N'NERDY , A T LOOKS LIKE A UPSIDE DOWN DICK!

Human 2: *sigh* Here we go...
Troll: WUT? SUPRISE BUTTSECKS?
And So it goes on.
by Morrowind3 December 9, 2011
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trolldentity

Related to the word troll.

A trolldentity is the username one uses for posting intentionally inflammatory or even misleading comments for the sake of social observation. Sometimes, one may even make an entire persona out of it complete with an intentionally annoying username and/or misspelled quote as a forum signature.
One gains great insight into people's biases and dualities on various topics when posting painstakingly crafted comments with their trolldentity.

Owen recently made two trolldentities so he could simultaneously pretend to be a conservative bible-thumper and a liberal atheist to understand both sides of the issues.

John posed as a homosexual and homeless clown online with his trolldentity to find out the scary truth about the streets of late night Los Angeles.
by nucl3arsnak3 September 27, 2011
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