by im110percentright October 29, 2019
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Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021
Get the toilet paper mug.Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021
Get the Toilet Tourettes mug.A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 5, 2022
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Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022
Get the Bathroom Toilet mug.She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.
by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022
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