Bury Church

The most dead high school in the whole of Britain. Most of the teachers are bible bashers. Student drama is as dry as the head teachers wife, and the most outrageous thing that happens there is nittys vaping spice in the toilets. All in all, the school is just complete bumhole.

“I think I might move to bury church.”

“Are you mad? Even Totty High School is better than that shithole.”

by eDgYbOi November 12, 2021

Church

The ultimate approval or agreement to something’s awesomeness. Most commonly used by dudes in their 40s who have removed “f*** yeah” from their vocabularies.

Did you see those amazing tacos? They were straight church bro.

by MECL July 29, 2023

Central Avenue Church Of Christ

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.

Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.

by TheWhistleblower June 7, 2018

Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.

Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.

by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020

Church

A place you should go you filthy animal.

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

“To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”

by AnimeLove4867682 April 27, 2021

Church boy

Literally Parker

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit

Louise church is eating my food

by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019