this guy is very sexuial yet careing cute yet ugly an smart yet stupid he is the king of all asshole and needs his own award for it. also my phone batteray last longer then his relationships.
by awesomeness141 January 1, 2012
Get the matt burghermug. The silliest of all the sillies that ever lived. He’s a cantankerous soul with a heart of gold. Loves his country and dogs as well as achieving the impossible. He’s a sarcastic gentleman and lives on protein shakes and mixed nuts. Occasionally a beet powder smoothie. Matt is a polished professional that cannot be compared to anyone. Don’t even try.
by Shesaidit May 8, 2018
Get the matt mumaumug. A broken sol who enjoys wearing a leather equine mask while being whipped by an obese domanatirx while sitting on a road cone covered in hot sauce. Otherwise know as fat mabish
by Blackbeard6969 October 8, 2019
Get the matt fabishmug. by graysgublr April 1, 2021
Get the matt simmonsmug. The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.
by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017
Get the Matt The Photographermug. by Josh17921 June 22, 2018
Get the Matt Bagadouchesmug. 