The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.

Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021

Chicken Jockey

Absolute cinema!

Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.

-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!

Jason Momoa: ahhh!
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️

by UK DEFINER April 8, 2025

chicken jockey

A chicken jockey is a rare feature in the Minecraft game in which a baby zombie rides on the back of a chicken. It's a particularly unusual feature because zombie appearances only happen at night, and it's even rarer for it to be a baby zombie and to be close enough to a chicken for the phenomenon to occur.

EXAMPLE: in the movie theater i sat with my best friend. then it came on and the whole theater went wild screaming CHICKEN JOCKEY. and also lava chicken

by hehehehehehehehehehehehhe May 14, 2025

curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by anonymous April 14, 2023

Outlook Jockey

(n.) A coworker or manager whose immediate, knee-jerk impulse upon receiving any email, question, or new piece of information is to schedule a meeting in Microsoft Outlook to discuss it, often when a simple reply or quick chat or slack would suffice.

Synonyms: Meeting Maven, Calendar Crusader, Slot-Filler.

"Don't even bother emailing Chris with a complicated question; he'll just respond by acting like an Outlook Jockey and invite the entire team to a 90-minute meeting next Tuesday."

by HoldenGreene October 1, 2025

beep jockey

problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.

Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.

by hotly pursuit May 27, 2017

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.

Your ma's a piss jockey

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024