pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

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Garden

A space of land with lots of plants such as trees, flowers, grass, etc.

Person A: Hey! Do you wanna see my garden? I grew some tomatoes!
Person B: What is a garden?
Person A: It's a space with lots of plants! From cabbages to strawberries!
Person B: Oh! I see now. I would like to see it.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

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Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.

Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.

by BossJ August 2, 2020

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Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.

I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.

by ducksmauler February 3, 2023

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Jimmy Garden

Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)

I saw a Jimmy Garden

What a fatneek

by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020

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garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?

garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn

by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021

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