Elephant

A large man who is extremely overweight. He often tells people his airpods don't fall out. His go-to line for picking up chicks is 'pants:down'

Despite his weight, he still manages to pick up girls, mainly hoes.

Bro, Alex over there is such an elephant.

by Hsowv March 20, 2019

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elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023

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Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.

Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.

by Matt146 December 26, 2023

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Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy June 11, 2018

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go elephants

Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)

Can't wait to go to the game! Go elephants!!!

by getItInGorgas April 28, 2019

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