steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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street steamer

The process of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to deficate in the middle of the street. Usually occurring at night and by those who are intoxicated.

He had to drop a street steamer after losing a bet with his drunk friend.

by Whornilius maximus May 28, 2016

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taladega steamer

When a nascar driver shits his britches during a race.

Jeff Gordon just had a taladega steamer, I guess he couldn't make it to the pit in time.

by WeastByMidWeast June 5, 2023

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The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.

The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!

by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023

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