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now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
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the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009
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Now die, with dignity

Phase used mostly for telling (Or show respect) to someone he has done such good things in life that deserves dying with dignity.
"Marc you are such a jerk"
-I don't care man, Now die, with dignity.

"Hey man you are such an idiot!"
- Go die with dignity.

"You are gonna die with dignity man"
by PalomonCP March 7, 2017
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A outright offensive quote usaully aimed at other races or those with disabilities.
“I don’t f*** reta***!”
Everyone’ “Now that’s a classic Rob quote
by Gamerguy977278 December 7, 2018
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tail gone now

hehee
by mr beebo September 27, 2020
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Hum Now

A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”

Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.
No way Beattie just detwigged that kid 🫨 … Hum Now, Beattie!”
by Coochiegripper420 May 8, 2024
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