grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

Snake in the grass

When a man puts his cock in another man's beard

Was getting head, felt like a snake in the grass

by Alpha1209 November 14, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Forehead Grass

Eyebrows.

“Damn, Caitlyn, you’re forehead grass is poppin’ today!”

by grass_grass_grass January 21, 2019

Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit

Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.

by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019

on the right side of the grass

You are not dead and buried yet

As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around

by Pontifex IV October 9, 2017

Grass bass

Any edible land grazing animal. Such as cows, deer and lamb

Person 1: hey any luck fishing today?
Person 2: no ima just gonna go to the store and get some grass bass.

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017