flat

mya byrne

mya byrne is flat as fuck

by oh hey there :) June 12, 2020

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

flat

luiza

luiza is flat

by bigboy231 October 7, 2020

flat

i am flat that’s why i cant get a boyfriend

i’m flat

by bejenwbejwjw November 24, 2019

Flat earther

Someone who knows the truth.

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police

by Nonweeb November 11, 2024

Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.

Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!

by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023