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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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the dayz effect

When someone says they are going to not do something ever again, and break that statement within the same day.

The term comes from the zombie survival game DayZ, in which people tend to get very angry upon death and state that they will never play the game again. They almost always end up playing the game again the same day.
"Oh dammit I died again in DayZ, I'm never playing this stupid game again!!"

"It's just The DayZ Effect! You'll be playing it again within an hour."
by MarthurSR May 15, 2017
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The Daysleepers

'Stereo Honey' by The Daysleepers is such a gorgeous track!
by drkprc July 18, 2009
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Those were the days

phrase used when you reminisce about the "good old days" when life was easy. Even more fun if you make it a song like Edith and Archie Bunker did in the "All in the Family" opening.
Boy the way Glen Miller played
songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!
And you knew who you were then.
Girls were girls, and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the Days!
by Corn Flake January 16, 2007
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those were the days

Phrase you use to show your melancholy when you and your friends dig up fun stories about things they did in the past
Q: "Do you remember our last year in high school, you know, when you were with Suzy" A: "Yip, those were the days.."
by Casman May 23, 2004
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to the days

A phrase used on the end of sentences to enchance the previous statement's value.

'to the days' has a similar function to the adjective-enhancing 'very', although comes after the adjective instead of before.

'to the days' implies a strong tone with it's increased emphasis.
I only got 3 hours sleep. I'm 'very' fucking tired.

This statement becomes:

I only got 3 hours sleep. I'm fucking tired 'to the days'.
by The_Moo January 11, 2009
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those were the days

Often said when thinking back to a time when life was more enjoyable.
"Remember back in 96' when we stayed at that beach house? Those were the days..."
by DMC May 24, 2004
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