John deforeskin

Someone that has a small dick with a lot of skin.

My girl said her ex had a John deforeskin

by eatmydikandballs December 27, 2019

go to the john

Go to the gents/ladies

Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..

by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

john frank

He is known well around the world. Is a Jewish leader who both exceeds the mortal and demi mortal realm.

JOHN FRANK!

by Eliphnul January 11, 2017

Bacteria John

A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.

We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.

by Emperor Fraise October 28, 2020

John A. Kendall

A John A. Kendall is someone who is extremely awesome. Someone who oozes awesomeness and is always winning. Someone who is vastly skilled in the field of tattoo design, pencil drawing, painting and sculpture. Artist by day, and womanizer by night, a John A. Kendall really has it going on.

I finally got an A on this art paper, I really John A. Kendall'd the crap out of that, like a boss!

I am have 50 girls calling me tonight, just like John Kendall.

by editor11 January 1, 2012

Juicy John

Juicy John is a dimer and a slimer he lives by the code "Snort lines and fuck dimes" also he is a Football Fusion youtuber who sells juicy juice on the streets and also dimes in his car when he is fucking dimes. He also has active hate for DimeMeQ and is also in prison rn because he got caught with that juicy juice

Guy 1: Look at Juicy John hes diming in his car
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner

by JuicyJohnsFeet January 4, 2023