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The act of defecating in the back tank of a toilet. The result is that whenever there is a flush, the bowl fills with tainted water.
by Robert Smith August 6, 2004
Get the Top Tank mug.Favoring, or casting in a favorable light, so as to appear on the side of an issue or person. Often associated with the media's coverage during presidential campaigns.
The press is in the tank for Obama!
Man 1: Mormons are in the tank!
Man 2: Dammit. Can we put them in a separate tank, at least?
Man 1: Mormons are in the tank!
Man 2: Dammit. Can we put them in a separate tank, at least?
by Ian Goodrum March 15, 2009
Get the In the tank mug.1)An organization that attempts to use creativity and higher levels of cognition to help to make the world a better place.
2)A place where neo-conservatives remove their brains and place them in a pot of boiling water. The results are then eaten just before the participants go on talk shows. Sometimes the hosts are even brought a small plate of the delicacy before the taping, to help them concentrate. Lou Dobbs is reportedly a big fan, while Bill O'Reilly does not partake. The hellfire burning in his belly is eternal, and does not need replenishment.
2)A place where neo-conservatives remove their brains and place them in a pot of boiling water. The results are then eaten just before the participants go on talk shows. Sometimes the hosts are even brought a small plate of the delicacy before the taping, to help them concentrate. Lou Dobbs is reportedly a big fan, while Bill O'Reilly does not partake. The hellfire burning in his belly is eternal, and does not need replenishment.
1)We formed a think tank to solve the problem of global warming, but thought it might be more fun to take our Escalades and Hummers out for a spin around the capitol building.
2)Before they prepared my frontal cortex for the think tank, the procedure was explained to me. They remove the areas of critical thinking, and leave only rage and the speech centers. I didn't mind, as these areas had atrophied years ago. Lip-smackin' good!
2)Before they prepared my frontal cortex for the think tank, the procedure was explained to me. They remove the areas of critical thinking, and leave only rage and the speech centers. I didn't mind, as these areas had atrophied years ago. Lip-smackin' good!
by Pantaloon January 17, 2008
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Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"?
Turkey 2: No, what happens?
Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten!
Turkey 2: Holy cow! Lucky it's just a ghost story.
Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"?
Turkey 2: No, what happens?
Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten!
Turkey 2: Holy cow! Lucky it's just a ghost story.
by MatthewCHK December 26, 2007
Get the Thanksgiving mug.a group of kids, mostly skater fags, who love to constantly repeat the word tank (i.e. tanked, your so tanked, i tanked you, hey lets go out back and tank, have you ever been tanked by a man before?, come over and we'll tank all night long, dude touch my tank, shoot your tank all over my tank, or yo tank get in my tank and lets tank it over to tankville where we'll do some major tanking)
they also enjoy pretending that theyr from the streets, whilst beeing rich.
at a tank kid party or "tankfest", tank kids engage in borderline gay shit, such as the game "mushie cookie", which involves tank kids standing in a circle jerking off on a cookie, the loser eating the jizz-cookie. tank kids get away with such behavior by claiming its "cool" and "super tank" and "totally ungay".
to add to their fagginess, they wear extreemly tight pants, straight hats, sweatband/wristbands depicting retarded images such as skull and crossbones or pink and yellow polka dots (aka "tankbands") and often skateboard outback of pizza shops, drinking rockstar and monster energy drinks, whilst smoking cigarettes purly to look cool and ungay in front of the tank higher-ups, reapeating phrases such as "dude did u see me tank that flight of stairs?" or "brohan, i just grinded my tank all over that rail" and "tank it up tankenstein".
it is well known that tank kids are shitty fighters and pussies, not unlike their emo and guido counter parts, thus, they must travel in large groups, carrying knives, which is completely redundent because they dont have the balls to use them.
they also enjoy pretending that theyr from the streets, whilst beeing rich.
at a tank kid party or "tankfest", tank kids engage in borderline gay shit, such as the game "mushie cookie", which involves tank kids standing in a circle jerking off on a cookie, the loser eating the jizz-cookie. tank kids get away with such behavior by claiming its "cool" and "super tank" and "totally ungay".
to add to their fagginess, they wear extreemly tight pants, straight hats, sweatband/wristbands depicting retarded images such as skull and crossbones or pink and yellow polka dots (aka "tankbands") and often skateboard outback of pizza shops, drinking rockstar and monster energy drinks, whilst smoking cigarettes purly to look cool and ungay in front of the tank higher-ups, reapeating phrases such as "dude did u see me tank that flight of stairs?" or "brohan, i just grinded my tank all over that rail" and "tank it up tankenstein".
it is well known that tank kids are shitty fighters and pussies, not unlike their emo and guido counter parts, thus, they must travel in large groups, carrying knives, which is completely redundent because they dont have the balls to use them.
1.)
bill: "yo dude, last night i woke up and jon was totally blowin me"
joe: "yo thats so tank!"
bystander: "umm, excuse me, isnt that...gay?"
bill: "no bro, its totally tank and ungay."
2.)
parent: "john, i found pants 2 sizes to small, an abercrombie and fitch male model magazeen, and bag of sawdust and a oregano that you wrote "super dank tank sticky" on. have you been tanking?"
john: "NO MOM, GOD!!! ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!(shit i paid 50 bucks for oregano, thats so untank dude)"
3.)
tank kids: "yo, back up of my boys bro, your bein so untank"(bradeshing a knife)
normal kids: "alright tank shit, you got the balls to carry a knife, lets see if you got the balls to use it"
(tank kids walk away crying, but cheer themselves up by picking out a kid in the tank group and giving him an abe lincoln, or any other jizz related homo practice)
bill: "yo dude, last night i woke up and jon was totally blowin me"
joe: "yo thats so tank!"
bystander: "umm, excuse me, isnt that...gay?"
bill: "no bro, its totally tank and ungay."
2.)
parent: "john, i found pants 2 sizes to small, an abercrombie and fitch male model magazeen, and bag of sawdust and a oregano that you wrote "super dank tank sticky" on. have you been tanking?"
john: "NO MOM, GOD!!! ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!(shit i paid 50 bucks for oregano, thats so untank dude)"
3.)
tank kids: "yo, back up of my boys bro, your bein so untank"(bradeshing a knife)
normal kids: "alright tank shit, you got the balls to carry a knife, lets see if you got the balls to use it"
(tank kids walk away crying, but cheer themselves up by picking out a kid in the tank group and giving him an abe lincoln, or any other jizz related homo practice)
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