Safety Text

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

by word9876789word June 29, 2009

Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009

Tommy Text-a-lot

Any guy who is constantly text messaging instead of being actively social while in a bar or other social setting.

Mike is being Mr. Tommy Text-a-lot over there in the corner.

by Tinnman November 29, 2009

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010

Wall Of Text

A HUGE paragraph that is long and looks like an essay. Usually, it doesn't use paragraphs at all. It sometimes hurts the reader's eyes.

WOT is also short for "Wall Of Text".

John: ZOMG!!!!!111111!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT1!!!!! I JUST PLAYED A GAME I GOT WHILE I WAS AN INTERN AT NINTENDO. IT WAS POKEMANZ RUBEH I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS WEE LADDY. SO I STARTED IT UP AND EVERYTHING WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND THEN THE GAME STARTED. I NOTICIED TER WUZ A SAVE FILE THAT WAS A GIRL. I WAS PISSED CAUZ I WAS A GUY. SO I PLAYED THE GAME AND TER WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND MAY(MY CHARACTER) HAD BLACK EYES AND WAS CRYING BLOOD. I WENT INTO A BATTLE AND MY TORCHIC WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIM/HER/I DON'T FRIKIN KNOW. MY JIMMIES WERE BEYOND RUSTLED BY THIS. MY TORCHIC KILLED THE POKEMANZ AND THERE TRAINER BY SHOOTING THEM WITH A MICRO UZI. HOW THE FUK A TORCHIC CAN HOLD A SUBMACHINE-GUN I WILL NEVER KNOW. THEN MAY KILLED THE TORCHIC AND SAID "UR NEXT". BEHIND ME MAY WAS STANDING BEHIND ME AND SHE WAS HOLDING A BOWIE KNIFE. WHY THE HELL A BOWIE KNIFE I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAID,"THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME". I SAID "BITCH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". THEN EVIL PATRIXXX APPEARED AND SAID," THIS IS NOT FOR SUFFERING, THIS IS PATRIXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ELEVEN!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT!!!!!!" AND THEN KILLED MAY BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. THEN HEROBRINE, JEFF THE KILLER, LOST SILVER, SLENDERMAN AND SCP-682 CAME OUT AND KILLED MEH.

AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT

Danny: MY EYES!!!

Mike: That was a wall of text.

by Overstored Milk June 23, 2014

Mass Text

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*

by NK4 September 2, 2013