first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.

James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.

by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009

Tabe Test

A test in college that in will some cases make or break your future if you can pass it or not. acronym for "Test of Adult Basic Education."

The tabe test is the ONLY thing standing in my way, so since i cant pass it i am now destin to a life of failure making shit money at degrading jobs the rest of my life.

by The_reality June 29, 2007

pinky test

A technique used to gauge the width of another one's gluteas maximus. By putting the tips of ones thumbs together (palms down) and extending both pinkies one can now determine if the ass they are eyeing can fit between the pinkies.

Travis, check out the ass on that swilly. Buy me a beer... I am going to go administer the pinky test.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

AIMS Test

Acronym: Arizona's Instrument of Measuring Student Stupidity.
Definition: A test that in no way tests the ability of its students' brian-power or smartness.
See also: You're a tool.

I now feel like a tool for taking the aims test.

by T-Man November 4, 2003

National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.

Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.

by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017

Chou test

A school test (almost always a science test, but can refer to random/miscellaneous crap found in pseudo science textbooks). The leading cause of death among junior high school students after extreme humiliation and stress.

"Dude, the new kid's in a coma."
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?

by the stalker behind you April 13, 2009

Roof Test

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.

Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.

We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.

by lipscocity December 15, 2009