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Eastern Tech

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb
teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why
by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005
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Tech 10

A girl who would score no more than a 3 on the 10-scale, yet appears a 10 to a Tech student due to a phenomenon known as Tech Goggles or Riddle Vision
Man, that chick is ugly.

No way man, she's a tech 10!
by NM Rox March 15, 2005
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tech guru

This male or female has a broad interest in technology and loves everything "techy", keep in mind- don't start any discussions about Apple or Android.
Dang, this girl is a tech guru! She knows everything about my new computer!
by Thenewgoldfish April 4, 2016
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Charter tech high school

A school for the performing arts in New Jersey. They never get homework and love boobies! Teachers can be stupid or mean or nice. It also has majors, like instrumental, tv/film, vocals, it, theater and dance! It's either really bad-ass, or stupid. There is no homework....
Mom: Hunny, do you have homework?
Child: Pffft, no, I go to Charter tech highschool

Child 1: Why did you grab my boob?
Child 2: I go to Charter tech high school
Child 1: oh, it's okay then.
by BabyToddlerChildTeenAdultThing December 13, 2010
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high tech high

a school of technology made specifically for people that like technology, or for people who dont know what school to go to. it is only the fourth circle of hell for one who is too stupid too realize that high tech high is going to get u into college.
Hey man! i ono wat school to go to...
Go to High tech high
by Msquared April 15, 2005
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Tech Yoself

The act of involving oneself in all things technological.
You ain't on Twitter? You need to tech yoself.
by cheesey c. July 7, 2009
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Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30
At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing
by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023
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