scrotum tear

A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.

Gabriel's scrotum tear was so bad his balls fell out!

by Mr. Seedpop Dude January 16, 2018

bro-tears

When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.

When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.

When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears

by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

tear

A 1337 Hacker by the name of tear

Jane: Have you heard of tear..?
John: No I haven't
Jane: what about cyphed?
John: oh shit it's the cool ass hacking nigga

by dicksucka69420 February 9, 2022

Trump-a-teared

To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!

by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021

Mod tears

1. What you drink when a mod crys like a bitch after you bruise their egos....

2. A celebratory beverage.

Hell yeah, Bob! You made that mod cry! Let's celebrate by drinking their mod tears!

by Fenrir_wolf March 21, 2022