"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008
Get the 'tard spiral mug.Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
Get the Screw Tard mug."So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
Get the Cooch tard mug.Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.
by JJRK21 May 16, 2013
Get the Blurt-tard mug.Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
Get the Posting-tard mug.A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 4, 2015
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