deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
by kelledin August 22, 2018
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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky
Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart
by Succesipie July 2, 2023
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Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had
by anonymous April 13, 2025
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Shart

When you try to fart but shit comes out, usually diarrhea.
John: Remember that girl Cindy? On our first date I sharted. William: Oh wow, did she notice?
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!
by MC1986 May 7, 2021
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