Salty McSalterson

One who has seen many major bouts of fire or many years of firefighting.

That firefighter Ryan is a Salty McSalterson.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt July 25, 2010

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

salty doorknob

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob

My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

by noahsmith33 July 4, 2016

Salty Dog

North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first

That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!

by A REAL Cugine April 22, 2008

Salty Dog

The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.

"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."

"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."

by The Salty Dogster August 17, 2011

Salty Sammy

A salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. When a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin' bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! By going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty semen into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.

Derick helped me prepare my morning salty sammy!

by Stoppenzefloppin May 13, 2005

Salty Pickleback

Taking a whiskey shot followed by a shot of pickle juice with semen.

Chris: Let's do a salty pickleback shot!
Roxy: Hell yes! Salty pickleback shots are my favorite!

by Double Wide November 18, 2012