grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

the grass in your front lawn

The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016

goat grass

Bad marijuana, AKA “dirt weed”

Damnnnn soonnnnn, dis shit is goat grasss mannnnnn.

by yamuva July 7, 2020

Forehead Grass

Eyebrows.

“Damn, Caitlyn, you’re forehead grass is poppin’ today!”

by grass_grass_grass January 21, 2019

Snake in the grass

When a man puts his cock in another man's beard

Was getting head, felt like a snake in the grass

by Alpha1209 November 14, 2022

The grass is cut

it's done, it's over, job's finished

- "Do you think I still go a chance?"
- "The grass is cut bro let it go..."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

on the right side of the grass

You are not dead and buried yet

As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around

by Pontifex IV October 9, 2017