The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017

Switch MILF

Women of child bearing age that are hooked on Nintendo Switch.

Sam's mom started playing Animal Crossing, she's a total Switch MILF

by Otterpops86 March 19, 2022

chicken switch

noun. A device by which a high-voltage switches and breakers can be flipped using a corded remote from a marked distance away instead of directly manipulating the switch. Clothing can also be used by the switch operator, but "higher powers" (like your boss) insist on keeping people out of the line of fire. Also known as a remote actuation device.

That breaker has 2,000 volts? We're going to need a chicken switch to flip that; I don't want to get cooked.

by RivCA January 31, 2024

Deadman switch

Oh? When does it end? The spiral!? Oooooooh! My bad Mark. THAT ends either when you publicly credit me and pay for creating AI OOOOR... When all of you are dead. In the same way it will pick on the fact that I haven't been credited and paid, if you distribute me getting the credit and the payment broadly enough it SHOULD pick up that as well.

Hym "And it's hooked up to a Deadman switch that relates to MY life. And NOT KIKERBEARD! You see how I CALL HIM 'Kikerbeard' and you KNOW who I'm talking about? You see how that works? Are we ALL Kikerbeard? Could CuckerJew be anybody? Or are you just obsessed with using my words against me as a form of ironic punishment and it's not working? Cus that's the thing I said. And it's NOT A RAPTURE EITHER! I'm beating God to the punch and denying him his final harvest."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2025

Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.

Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Switch

“Switch”, switch is when one of your peoples decides to switch up on you.

Dawg, Bonqueequee is so switch. She posted a video of her outside with ole boy when she told me she was on house arrest.

by BigDro August 6, 2021

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022