Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 2, 2021

Pittman surprise

The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!

I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!

by Heat seeker September 6, 2021

Ground surprise

Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.

She found another ground surprise! I think it was a chicken bone again!

by Viviyin December 25, 2021

himalayan surprise

Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.

Himalayan Surprise

Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!

Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!

by 2jm022 February 13, 2022

Chobani surprise

A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.

"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"

by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023

The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.

“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”

by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023

barium enima surprise

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.

by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010