Cleveland Steamer

Odell Beckham Jr.'s real name.

TOUCHDOWN!!! What a talent Cleveland Steamer is- he really has a way of converting 3rd downs in the red zone!

by getyahistoryhere September 8, 2020

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area

Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!

by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020

Coiley Steamer

When one person takes a massive dump in front of someone’s door, leaving It in a giant coil.

Eddie left a giant coiley steamer in front of the sorority house door, the girls thought it was a snake at first it was so large.

by Claffisms October 12, 2020

fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.

"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"

by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012

Manhattan Steamer

Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.

I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!

by Magaz November 4, 2012

submarine steamer

The act of exhaling smoke (typically from a cigarette, cigar, or burning marijuana) into the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; typically performed in an instance of sexual nature.

After three bottles of wine and a midnight viewing of Moulin Rouge, he took me back to his bungalow for a submarine steamer and a long, soft screw.

by The Channbot September 25, 2013