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Lonzo Ball

1: Who’s the softest player in the NBA?
2: Lonzo Ball. He’s a soft ass nigga who can’t shoot

by PatrickBeverley August 5, 2020

Soft Girl Era

1. A phrase used by masculine women to state their transition to being a feminine woman.

2. One of the final phases of a thot/city girl’s cycle, where she realizes she’s nearing 30+ and is trying to reform her ‘ho phase’ with ‘dating with a purpose’ by being more feminine.

Girl 1: Girl let’s go twerk on top of that car.

Girl 2: No, girl, I’m searching for a good man now, I’m in my soft girl era.

by Facts Kellerman December 3, 2022

Mexican Soft Tacoed

the act of being hit on by occasionally one, yet usually multiple, hispanic men at one time. (generally in reference to white women)

Julie and Cindy went to this reggaeton concert and couldn't help but be constantly mexican soft tacoed.

by jjkkjjkk May 22, 2008

Soft Made Baby

One that since birth has never been able to produce results or finish simple tasks or simply cries a lot. One that is made ever so softly. (SMB)

synonyms: meek, week, lame, also can substitute the word bitch.

boy: I love you, but you dont give me enough affection.
girl: you're such a soft made baby.

by thrillarod September 25, 2010

Soft dick move

When you make someone think you are pulling a dick move but you dont follow through.

Hah, the look on that ladies face when you faked pulling into her parkings spot, what a soft dick move!

by Phoxygirl December 7, 2018

soft like pancakes

A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake

This pillow is soft like pancakes

by ThePancakeKing November 18, 2014

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018