Poop Sock

In a dire situation, mid conversation or in an argument, the term Poop Sock is an easy scapegoat for any verbal conflict amongst other people and/orSimps. Poop Sock alone, causes confusion and anger within the conversation resulting in an implosion like response from the other party. Poop Sock can also be used as a term for a deadly weapon. Based on the hit TV show: Icarly, Sam (one of the main protagonists), carries a life threatening weapon on her person at all times; known as a "Butter Sock", she fills, what can only be assumed as a knee sock, up with frozen butter and then whips her attackers with it. A Poop Sock is similar in regard that a sock is being used as a weapon: first the sock must be drenched and soaked in feces, covering every part of the sock, then frozen poop is inserted into the sock (frozen feces must have corn in it), the text step is self explanatory.

Me: "No Forrest, I don't care what you say, Mrs. Incredible isn't thicker than Mrs. Neutron!"

Forrest: You're mentally challenged if you think that, thats probably why your skin looks like that too!"

Me: Oh yeah? Poop Sock bro, Poop Sock."

Forrest: Visible confusion

"Im gonna fucking beat your ass with a damn Poop Sock if you touch my ass again. No, no I dont give a fuck if you thinks its cute and playful, I'm sick of your bullshit bitch. Ight cool love you too grandma."

by Black jésus February 29, 2020

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock

Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet

by Mister_E March 13, 2010

action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! March 31, 2022

Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock

Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking

by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013