smuggle buddy

noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.

delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...

dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.

by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009

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snaggletoothvaggabon

someone with poor dentle hygene and that is worthless

go brush your teeth you snaggletoothvaggabon!

by foodbaby March 7, 2009

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Snigglefucked

The act of being so intoxicated that one slowly loses consciousness in a public place.

Did you see Pete pass out in the pizzeria? He was so snigglefucked.

by Shangoooo June 11, 2011

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snagglepussing

The male rubbing his penis between his girlfriends butt cheeks, but not anally penetrating, until he ejaculates over her back. At the point of ejaculation, the male must make a chuckling sound like the woodpecker off Bagpuss.

Fancy some anal sex darling?

Not tonight, but we could do a little snagglepussing?
Bring it on bitch. Gonna bathe your back!

by Slates123 January 9, 2014

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