skinny bean

a person who is fat, but you want them to feel better about themselves by calling them skinny bean

yo skinny bean,your so skinny you dont even understand

by spazzaa April 11, 2016

Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.

"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"

by OzieIslip December 16, 2021

skinnied

To experience the pain of dealing with a complete fucking idiot of a co-worker. Primarily reserved for those that are, well, skinny. But is equally applicable to fat fuckers as well.

You've been skinnied.

by The Kookster March 10, 2006

skinny dickin

To be fucking around or joking.

Jimbo said he didn’t teamkill, to which Clim replied: you must be Skinny dickin

by Slimjimmy5678 February 05, 2019

skinny wank

receiving oral from a skinny woman

Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?

by spunkatom March 25, 2016

Skinny tits

Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.

Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!

by Skinnytits6969 March 08, 2020

Skinny fish stick

Someone who is yummy but there are others yummier than them.

A fish stick that is skinny.

“You are a skinny fish stick”

“This skinny fish stick looks weird”

by Samantha_123:4-_ May 23, 2019