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Pencil Sharpener

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?
by John Green69 January 22, 2021
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shampoo orgy

When you run out of shampoo, and must use an assortment of free hotel-size shampoos (instead of a big glob of shampoo from a bottle).

Like a cereal orgy, but with shampoo.
I ran out of shampoo mid-shower last night, so I ran around the house, found some mini shampoos I stole from a Holiday Inn, and had a shampoo orgy.
by Graphhhhhhhh April 10, 2010
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Sarpalted

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'
Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?
by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010
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Sarpili Haide

A shitty copypasta or something that make literaly no sense but its funny
by AlzeLemon November 13, 2020
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Paul Walker's Shampoo

They found Paul Walker's head and shoulders inside the dashboard!
Oh shit! That's Paul Walker's shampoo? His head and shoulders in the dashboard?
by Savageman30004728883929 October 23, 2019
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Sharpay

an amazing girl who loves to dance, Britney Spears, swears like a sailor, loves Belle over Ariel, is always late!!
It was two dances before ours and Sharpay still wasn't there
by raqi chica woot May 24, 2009
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Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006
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