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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
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fishing a shark

Merrisa: "hey are you trying to tame the wild cat again?"
Jon: "don't need to worry about me fishing a shark."
by haveyouwondered May 14, 2023
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loan shark

One who lends money at exorbitant interest rates, especially one financed and supported by an organized crime network.
by AlanTuring0 February 7, 2014
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Hawaii shark

A shark from Spain, but the S is silent.
Bruh is that a Hawaii shark?
I will murder all Hawaii sharks!
Hawaii sharks killed my mom.
I live inside a Hawaii shark.
Mommy, I would like to consume a Hawaii shark!
I DEMAND A HAWAII SHARK TO BE THROWN INTO A WASHINGMACHINE AT ONCE!
Hawaii sharks are better than British people.
Bruh that Hawaii shark is looking pretty sussy 🤨!!?!?!?!
by Imepiesaw February 7, 2022
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Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).
Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.
by Dandy Don May 9, 2013
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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
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BUS SHARK

A school bus driver that will drive his route effectively & efficiently so much so, that if he is early to his next stop, he will slowly "stalk" his prey, until he's on-time, "for his next kill!!!"
"Hurry up! (your student's name) ! You know how that "BUS SHARK" never misses his/her prey!"
by MajDamage71 November 14, 2019
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