trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

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Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

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Weed Shark

Weed sharks are always high. Normally Pink. They always steal your girl

Man he is such a weed shark.

I know right?

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

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A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :

Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.

Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.

Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.

Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.

by TiaMoe July 11, 2020

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snagle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snagle shark."

by angigo April 9, 2011

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