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Second-Hand Sex

When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.
Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.
by maddox June 19, 2005
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consistently second

one of the sweetest bands ever; plays high quality music; has a very hott drummer
Consistently Second rocks!
by --- September 1, 2004
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Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.
Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.
by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008
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second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.
Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.
by UT Tower September 19, 2009
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2 second rule

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.
"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."
by chef t July 31, 2006
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5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
by Speno November 6, 2006
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Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014
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