Like a second cock

A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.

Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!

by Dark lord232 December 26, 2010

consistently second

one of the sweetest bands ever; plays high quality music; has a very hott drummer

Consistently Second rocks!

by --- September 02, 2004

Second-Hand Sex

When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.

Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.

by maddox February 17, 2005

second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.

Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.

by UT Tower September 18, 2009

Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

by Captain Tanker February 02, 2008

2 second rule

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

by chef t July 31, 2006

5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing

by Speno November 07, 2006