Scoop

Scoop- a word used instead of a "swear word" so inplace of the swear just say scoop, it's funny, makes sence, and gets the point across.

I got to take a really big scoop (sh*t, but don't actually say sh*t)
And it's gonna hurt like a scoop (bi*ch)
So you better scooping (f*cking) get out the way b4 i scooping (f*cking) kill u

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp2177 August 29, 2012

Schopl

The best friend of a horse.

Oh, Jeff's Schopl is Sophia? They do seem like the best of friends.

by Sophzebra March 24, 2012

Scoop

Verb
-To remove the inner soft bready part of a bagel in order to reduce the amount of carbs consumed

Noun
-A person (male or female) who orders their bagels "scooped out", or without the inner soft bready part

-One who prefers their bagels scooped out

-A person exhibiting J.A.P.-like qualities, such as ordering their bagels scooped who is or is not a member of the Jewish faith
-A person who frequents Tompkins Square Bagels in the East Village, New York wearing yoga pants and nike running shoes and orders their bagels scooped

"Can I have a whole wheat everything bagel, but can you scoop out the inside and put lots of tofu veggie spread on...I don't want too many carbs."

"He looks like the type of guy that would scoop his bagels."
"Look at that scoop right there."

by smax615 January 27, 2015

scoop and shake

When you place your double chin under somebodies ballsack, and wiggle it like a bad mother cock licker.

I love to "scoop and shake" my papa!
My papa loves to "scoop and shake" me.
We love orgy's.

by dicklicker5000-eli June 11, 2014

sclopper

When someone is so retarded that there aren't any words that will describe how retarded they are.

Retarded person: I have six oranges in my hands... But I ate two and now I have 12.

Person listening: Sclopper

by Sclopper January 14, 2016

Scoop ass

The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.

Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.

by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016

Sclop

The sound of him repeatedly slapping his dick between her loose pussy lips after filling her up.

I told that buttnut "Last night i tried something new with your mom that went a little like, sclop, sclo,p sclop!"
And they took acception to that.

by Åzræl February 12, 2017