salty fuck

Someone who is being a pissy asshole and is always being a botch.

Aaron was being a salty fuck when he didn't get the right Exotic in Destiny

by Soaptav34 November 19, 2015

Salty steamer

A salty steamer occurs during sex when you take a big steamy shit on your partners chest and sprinkle it with a little salt to add a more robust flavor.

Chris Brown gave Rihanna a nice salty steamer on one of their dates.

by RustyOnRye October 23, 2017

Salty McSalterson

One who has seen many major bouts of fire or many years of firefighting.

That firefighter Ryan is a Salty McSalterson.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt July 25, 2010

Salty Dog

North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first

That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!

by A REAL Cugine April 22, 2008

Salty Dog

The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.

"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."

"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."

by The Salty Dogster August 17, 2011

Salty Sammy

A salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. When a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin' bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! By going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty semen into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.

Derick helped me prepare my morning salty sammy!

by Stoppenzefloppin May 13, 2005

Salty Pickleback

Taking a whiskey shot followed by a shot of pickle juice with semen.

Chris: Let's do a salty pickleback shot!
Roxy: Hell yes! Salty pickleback shots are my favorite!

by Double Wide November 18, 2012