Theory of Jacob

One can not; one shall.

-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.

-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.

by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011

Jacob Bishop

Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D

WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop

by NoodIesoups June 20, 2022

jacob hall

A fucked up kid who does crack usually on tuesdays, Also electric lettuce, Like honestly bro the kids brutally a fucked yo child please lord help him

hey jacob hall

hey!

fuck you bitch cunt

by ALA AKABAR July 31, 2018

To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself

i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what

by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018

Jacob Guy

Greasy nonce

Did you see that jacob guy the other day

by BIGDIXFLEX October 2, 2018

Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

Jacob Scott

Some one who is worth alot, very fast.

Wow that guy is fast, must be Jacob scott.

by sdfagfdgdfareraegegef October 28, 2022