Ball stranglers

Ball stranglers are the horrible type of underwear worn by the victims of extremely painful wedgies. Warning- it is a stupid idea to wear this type of pants for they are known to damage balls and make the willy wonky

Richard: hey that guys wearing ball stranglers.
Dick:poor lad
Drew Peacock: let's go give him a wedgie and make his balls hurt

by The king of the dick(tionary) November 3, 2010

Morning Stranger

When you wake up in the morning with your arm under your body, and you lift it up and its all numb and you cant feel it. You then decide to jerk off with your numb arm making it seem like another person is giving you a hand job.

"Since i had a morning wood and my arm was numb, i thought it be a good idea to use the morning stranger to rub one out quickly on my cum rag i keep under the bed"-Alex Willard

by Belgian fool February 18, 2010

stanger

n. A stanger is someone who really sucks at pool. However, it can generalize to someone who simply sucks at life.

Jeremiah, you are such a fucking stanger for losing your insulin.

by iurgerhgh February 12, 2009

strangeship

Someone you are almost friends with, but you only meet on a semi-regular basis at parties and the like. The result is that you know their name but you know very little else about them.

'I didn't know that you two knew each other?', David asks Bill and Trevor.
Bill answers, 'We don't. Not really. We have a strangeship'.

by Romajh December 28, 2009

Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.

"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

Stranger-Out

The act of a friend who fakes often when called upon via text or phone call (don't get brain cancer so basically just answer your texts).

Yo don't stranger-out we better hang

by AYOGHANDI November 16, 2011

strangedong

Any guy at a party you may not know the identity of.

Hey Rebecca , are you going to going to drunk text Aaron tonight???

Like always!
No Bethany I'm just gonna fuck a strangedong tonight.

by pseudoopss April 9, 2016